<font size="3" face="Arial">Damn Stacey...The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
You'd be Headless in an instant....LMFAO!!!
Sex Facts!
Body: Largest erect pen!s: 13"
Smallest erect pen!s: 1.75"
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their pen!ses to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.
In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 pen!ses. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men with the same.
During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in size up to 25%.
The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2".
In the 1950s, it was found out that 75% of men cum within 2 minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting no longer than a few seconds. The longest documented for a women is one minute.
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. (I wanna move!)
The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked 156 MPH.
Women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon,
and the most common love making time in the US is 11:00pm.
Intercourse peaks in July.
Except for the 1/2 dozen men who've shown up in emergency rooms over the years because they got too intimate with a vacuum cleaner, women are the more
creative auto-eroticists, and they masturbate most frequently when in a stable relationship.
Women are also better self-starters: 60% claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, as opposed to only 25% of men.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
<font size="3" face="Arial">Damn Stacey...The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
You'd be Headless in an instant....LMFAO!!!
WAIT! which head would they decapitate?
[B]<font size=3 color=crimson>I've been called a pig before but I've yet to enjoy the FULL pig experience..
LMFAO!!! @ Marky...
I was thinking the same...on how men are called pigs and yet have felt the 30 minutes.
Marc, don't go milking any bulls in Lebanon. You've been warned!
LMFAO!!! funny Stace
<font size="3" face="Arial">What happens if the wife cheats on the husband?In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
I jest can't be nice here and I'm afraid this topic is gonna get me in a wreck so I'm quiet now [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
Some of those facts are all too familiar unfortunately [img]wink.gif[/img]
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